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16:52 When the bottoms of my pants get wet, I lose the will to live.

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10:06 Why does weather.com always predict rain when I'm planning to go somewhere? Then I cancel and the next morning the forecast is different.

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22:29 If Adam Lambert ever gets the swine flu, I assume there will never be another news story about any other subject ever again.

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08:46 Old lady trying to read: Excuse me, could you lower that a bit? Girl listening to music very loud next to her: No, it's my ears, not yours.

08:47 Prob wouldn't have asked her myself, since I can deal for 2 min, but "my ears" suggests that only she could hear it, which was not the case

08:59 Meanwhile, the girl sheepishly lowered it while scowling, then got off at the next stop...so why be a bitch if you're just going to comply?

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18:39 One of my profs says he put $20 in his dissertation book in the 70s...he went back to the library this year and it was still there. Heh.

22:39 twitpic.com/q2cd3 - Wrapping presents is really thrilling for me.

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18:52 Why do people ask about other people's grades? Still. In graduate school. Why do they care?

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13:18 twitpic.com/os1ls - Why does NYC like to spend money fixing parks that aren't broken?

16:11 twitpic.com/ost6i - What a really lovely day!

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01:13 OM NOM NOM bit.ly/lguvK

18:03 Yes, today's preschooler is different from the 1968 version. Today's preschooler is a coddled little bitch. tinyurl.com/y9vvx66

20:18 Another "what a crazy" indicator: Someone who raises his or her hand by pointing one finger up in the air

22:27 twitpic.com/obj92 - Done!

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15:23 R trains are not running. Rage. I get a cab, driver won't go uptown. Fuck you too. Late for class. No seats. Floor. Hate. Pain. Tired.

18:13 twitpic.com/o6fzu - Not quite finished...but already pretty awesome.

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12:37 I really like pop song flow charts: tiny.cc/EMEWE and tiny.cc/Il8nn and tiny.cc/Xarbp

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01:02 It's 1 o'clock again!